My dream? Eating a meal without having four other mouths gape open around me whining "I WANNA BITE!"
LOL... I have not taken a bath or POOP alone in 12 YEARS!!! My son is 12 and after I got him "off the tit" here came my daughter! She's 7 and she runs in the bathroom and STRIPS when she hears the water running...errr!!Now don't get me wrong I dont mind her bathing with me but when I have to explain why I got hair here...and why I have bumps on my boobies...and when will she be old enough to shave...well you get the picture....LOL!! So I too dream of the day she becomes modest and doesn't come running and stripping!! LMAO.... til then its explain, explain and explain some more!! hehe
I hate that my DH will let me know that he heas left me a article to read on the back of the toilet....YA RIGHT..if you can get in there and lock it before they realize where you are, the clock starts ticking and before you know it, little fingers are under the door yelling MMMOOOOOMMMM. But HE get to come home pick a magazine, read through it and finish at least one article and still know what it is about...eeerrr
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